A Personal Record

No, didn't go to the track. Washed and waxed my car yesterday. As I was buffing the wax off a bird decided to use my front hood as target practice. In my 45 or so years of washing and waxing vehicles, don't think a bird has ever gotten me that quickly. Luckily, I always start with the front hood so the wax was already buffed away.

That’s not so bad. At least it was on the outside of your car. I once was parked in a parking lot of a store and a bird dropped one right on my center console in my Boxster when I had the top down. I was in the car, and wished I had a pellet gun.