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Changed By: Laz
Change Date: May 29, 2015 03:53PM

Sounds like an accountant joke
A guy starts a company and is interviewing people for the accountant's position. Calls in the first person and says, "I have one question for you: how much is 2+2?" The person answers, "Four." The guy calls in another prospect, and says, "How much is 2+2?" This person also answers, "Four." The guy calls in another person and asks, "How much is 2+2?" [i]This[/i] person answers, "How much do you want it to be?" and the guy says, "You're hired!"

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Author: Laz
Date: May 29, 2015 03:52PM

Sounds like an accountant joke
A guy starts a company and is interviewing people for the accountant's position. Calls in the first person and says, "I have one question for you: how much is 2+2?" The person answers, "Four." The guy calls in another prospect, and says, "How much is 2+2?" This person also answers, "Four." The guy calls in another person and asks, "How much is 2+2?" [i]This[/i] person answers, "How much do you want it to be?" and the guy says, "You're hired!"